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3 Aug

Microsoft Word, RIP: 1983 - 2009 - Ars Technica

Go into any office today and you'll find people using Word to write documents. Some people still print them out and file them in big metal cabinets to be lost forever, but again this is simply an old habit, like a phantom itch on a severed limb. Instead of printing them, most people will email them to their boss or another coworker, who is then expected to download the email attachment and edit the document, then return it to them in the same manner. At some point the document is considered "finished", at which point it gets dropped off on a network share somewhere and is then summarily forgotten.

People keep doing this, but it is an astoundingly awful way to work. Here are just a few of the problems:

  • People sometimes forget to attach the document to their email.
  • The document can be too large—especially long documents with lots of images—and can clog up the email server.
  • Nobody knows what edits were made and by whom. Sure, you can turn "Track Changes" on, but as it transforms your document into a horrible illegible mess, most people very quickly turn it off again.
  • Nobody has any idea which is the most recent version of the document. This leads to amusing email flame wars where people insist that you adopt version control for your file names, which nobody ever does because they are too busy arguing about what the syntax should be. Even if you do manage to get version control, you are still never sure if you have the most recent version.
  • People save the document in some directory on their hard drive and then forget where it is. The usual solution to this is to email the author again and ask them to resend it.
  • People miss the email (usually because there are far too many emails in a day) and claim to have never received the document in the first place.

Even if you somehow manage to survive all these pitfalls and your document reaches the Holy Land of $some_random_network_share, your troubles are just beginning. Now nobody knows where your document is, so they have to pester you to tell them. Once you tell them, they'll usually find that they don't have access to that network share. If they do manage to get access, they'll typically open the document and leave it open for an extended period of time, and now you can't edit your own document because it is locked for "Read Only" access. So inevitably you'll save your own modified copy on your local hard drive, and the whole agonizing dance begins again.

Why do we do this? Because everyone uses Word, so we have to. And why does everyone use Word? Because everyone uses Word. It starts to make sense if you just hit your head on the wall enough times.

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21 Jul

Mobile Usability (Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox)

The Mobile User Experience Is Miserable

The phrase "mobile usability" is pretty much an oxymoron. It's neither easy nor pleasant to use the Web on mobile devices. Observing user suffering during our sessions reminded us of the very first usability studies we did with traditional websites in 1994. It was that bad.

In our mobile studies, the average success rate was 59%, which is admittedly higher than success rates in the 1990s, but substantially lower than the roughly 80% success rate when testing websites on a regular PC today.

Before the study, we had expected to get better results in London because the UK has a stronger tradition for mobile services than the US. However, the actual sessions didn't bear this out: the British sites were just as bad as the American sites, and users struggled about as much to get things done.

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20 Jul

Why Japan’s Smartphones Haven’t Gone Global - NYTimes.com

The Sharp 912SH for Softbank, for example, comes with an LCD screen that swivels 90 degrees, GPS tracking, a bar-code reader, digital TV, credit card functions, video conferencing and a camera and is unlocked by face recognition.

Can your iPhone do that? ;-)

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14 Jul

Orange UK exiles Firefox from call centres • The Register

The technician also says that hundreds of support reps in the Bristol call centre recently moved to Firefox in an effort to solve at least some of these problems. "Frustrated with working with Internet Explorer 6 and with a crushingly bad series of systems to work with, Orange employees had taken to downloading Firefox as an alternate browser," he says. "Although it wouldn't work with a large number of internal browser-based systems, it worked with enough to make it worthwhile. Multi-tabbed viewing, less drain on the processor, etc.

Sadism in pure form.

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10 Jul

Ω≈

My girlfriend left this as her status: Ω≈ I asked her what ohms were approximately equal to. She said no, no, it's a person eating bacon

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9 Jul

Writting porn scripts

Is writing a porno feature different from writing a regular feature?

Yes. For one thing, the scripts are a lot shorter. Whereas Hollywood screenplays generally run between 90 and 120 pages, porn scripts clock in at 25 to 28 pages, for obvious reasons. Your average 90-minute porn film will have between five and seven sex scenes. At five to 10 minutes each, that leaves only about a half-hour for dialogue. As a result, there's not as much room for character development, plot, surprise endings, and all the other dramatic elements you associate with feature films.

 

From http://www.slate.com/id/2222497/

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8 Jul

Plumbers vs Geeks

I suppose the average computer science geek is generally a sort of power mad fancy plumber. Such an analogy actually holds; plumbers in the 1800s were a lot like computer scientists today. They were and are clever working class guys whose cleverness bumps them up a couple of social and economic classes. In the 1800s, plumbing really came into its own, and it more or less solidified into the useful field it is today. But back then, it was seen as a high technology cure for all ills. Whether for piping water in, piping shit away, or piping power around in the form of steam; all technology was seen as involving lots of pipes in them days, and clever pipe fitters would come up with all kinds of contraptions. Now a days, it's all about computers. Just like in the old days, a piece of technology looked all the better with lots of pipes all over it, now a days, a piece of technology looks all the better with lots of microcontrollers or pentiums glued to it, running half-baked software. No doubt the old time plumbers thought they could do impossible things with their pipes, just as their modern counterparts do.

From http://lupoleboucher.livejournal.com/29014.html

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5 Jul

Jessies Who?

I forget what shell I was using back then; maybe sh, or ksh, or rc. I tried a few. You've got to remember that this was before the vast unwashed army of bedroom h4X0rz had vomited forth bash and won the shell wars. We love you, bedroom h4X0rz!!1

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4 Jul

XHTML and Mobile Web

And finally, anyone who tells you that any of these concepts will make your web site look better on mobile devices is selling you snake oil. Older mobile devices only supported a weird fucked up subset of HTML 3.2, and newer mobile devices have ultra-smart browsers that reflow even the most rigid designs and parse even the most fucked up Tag Soup markup. Every new mobile device that comes out seems to trip up on CSS in its own way, and apparently nobody told the mobile vendors about XHTML Basic (don’t ask).

Damn right - Mobile web browsers are screwed-up.

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19 Apr

Beatdiggin

Beat Diggin’ Some people love hip hop for the lyrics, some people just really dig the beats. That’s me… I dig the beats. (via Beat Diggin: The Documentary | KevinNottingham.com)

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